Sunday, March 27, 2011

Horrible Lyrics

This entry is about the worst lyrics in the music industry aka Ke$ha.

Ke$ha (with the dollar sign) is a reminiscent of a Dirrrty Christina Aguilera. The difference is, she can't sing. She has blonde hair messy skankish hair and has worn a garbage bag to award shows. Really.

Ke-dollar sign-sha
She is known for the songs Blah Blah Blah and Tik Tok. Yes, her vocabulary consists of those words.

Anyway, this is a sample of her lyrics:
Ke$ha keeping it classy

Lovely. Just wonderful. Little girls growing up listening to this. When I was a little girl, I listened to groups of handsome young men singing as they toss their gorgeous long hair.

If a line of her lyrics happend in real life, I imagine it to be like this:

So I sleep as an Asian girl.

Then I wake up, feeling like P.Diddy.

Wake up in the morning feelin like P. Diddy

Oh to wake up in the morning feeling like a 40 something rich black man. It must be awesome.. I think.

While feeling like P.Diddy, I eat breakfast with my family.

Motherfuckin cheerios

Then I hang out with my friends.

Baby girl, Imma wifey you


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