This entry is about the worst lyrics in the music industry aka Ke$ha.
Ke$ha (with the dollar sign) is a reminiscent of a Dirrrty Christina Aguilera. The difference is, she can't sing. She has blonde hair messy skankish hair and has worn a garbage bag to award shows. Really.
She is known for the songs Blah Blah Blah and Tik Tok. Yes, her vocabulary consists of those words.
Anyway, this is a sample of her lyrics:
|Ke$ha keeping it classy|
Lovely. Just wonderful. Little girls growing up listening to this. When I was a little girl, I listened to groups of handsome young men singing as they toss their gorgeous long hair.
If a line of her lyrics happend in real life, I imagine it to be like this:
So I sleep as an Asian girl.
Then I wake up, feeling like P.Diddy.
|Wake up in the morning feelin like P. Diddy|
Oh to wake up in the morning feeling like a 40 something rich black man. It must be awesome.. I think.
While feeling like P.Diddy, I eat breakfast with my family.
Then I hang out with my friends.
|Baby girl, Imma wifey you|