My school has a dresscode.
No shorts/skirts 3 inches above the knee
No low cut shirts
No sling sandals/flip flops
The problem is, that's my entire wardrobe.
I live in a tropical country.
Don't expect me to have long sleeved tops and thermal pants.
I don't want to buy clothes I don't want to wear so I make my own clothes work.
There are 3 ways I can get past the guards.
1. The Mermaid
Cover with hair!
|But I have short hair now so fuck|
2. Ghetto Ass Asian
Pull it down!
|I quote Ludacris "How low can you go?"|
3. Shawshank Redemption
Make a run for it!
|I hide under the stairs until they stop looking for me|
All these methods have been tried and tested.
It may not work for you, but it definitely works for me.