tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45565682961242396872024-03-13T04:47:00.562-07:00Of Bat Shit Crazies and DowntimeAn MS Paint blog of everyday things and nonsensical stories.greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-35798982785654064432013-02-05T07:44:00.002-08:002013-02-05T07:47:54.981-08:00Internship<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Right now, my life is like the best episode of a show entitled </div>
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"You Gotta be Fucking Kidding Me."</div>
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Why?</div>
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Because fuck my internship.</div>
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That's why.</div>
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My duties as an intern includes converting word files to pdf.</div>
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And converting more word files to pdf.</div>
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I know it sounds easy, but it's not.</div>
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I have to convert them manually one by one.</div>
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Why?</div>
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Because fuck my internship.</div>
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I do this 9 hours a day.</div>
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Converting word files to pdf for more than 30 hours a week.</div>
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That's not even the best part of my internship.</div>
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Okay, think of the worst job you've ever had in your entire life.</div>
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Whether it was working to destroy mankind</div>
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Or working as a male stripper in a gay bear bar.</div>
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And I eat off the garbage.</div>
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What bullshit.</div>
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One day, I'm gonna buy China and conquer the world.</div>
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So, why haven't I been blogging?</div>
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For almost an entire year, </div>
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a soul sucking <strike>ex-boy</strike> cat-octupus-devil monster had been messing with my brain.</div>
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Anyway, let's talk about those New Year's lines we always see.</div>
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You waited for the year to end before you decided to change something. </div>
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And you actually believe that next year, you will be 100 times better than you are right now.</div>
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Yeah, right. </div>
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<i>New Year, new life</i> is the short version of,<i> </i></div>
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<i>New Year, will floss for the first 2 weeks of 2013</i>.</div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">"Insert bible verse"</span></h4>
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And this is my only response to that:</div>
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Good luck with that.</div>
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2013, be kind to me as I choose to do crystal meth and eat dog shit.</div>
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And by the end of 2013, Facebook status would be:</div>
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Well, that's perfect cause I was born in the year of the magical pony princess.</div>
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greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-42819349656830576052012-01-30T04:23:00.000-08:002012-01-30T04:24:24.456-08:00School Dresscode<div style="text-align: center;">My school has a dresscode.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">No shorts/skirts 3 inches above the knee</div><div style="text-align: center;">No low cut shirts</div><div style="text-align: center;">No sling sandals/flip flops</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I quote Ludacris "How low can you go?"</td></tr>
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">3. Shawshank Redemption</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Wrong footwear?</div><div style="text-align: center;">Make a run for it!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I hide under the stairs until they stop looking for me</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">All these methods have been tried and tested.</div><div style="text-align: center;"> It may not work for you, but it definitely works for me.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-53196587789671557932012-01-02T22:20:00.000-08:002012-01-02T22:20:11.435-08:00Chicken Dinner<div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The other day, I decided to cook dinner.</div><div style="text-align: center;">The thing is, I can't cook.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I've tried, but it never tasted the way it should.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Or it's completely burnt.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">This is what happened.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Me: I'm gonna cook dinner!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Dad and brother: <i>Silence</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Mother of god, not again</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">So I went to the kitchen and started preparing..</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Cooking mama</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Suddenly, my dad pops up out of nowhere and looks at what I'm doing.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">He pointed to what was on the table and said,</div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>That's onions.</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I was a bit offended.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I know what onions are.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I can't cook, but I can tell onions from potatoes.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Winner winner chicken dinner</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">The food came out pretty decent.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I felt proud.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">And so we sat down on the table and as my dad sliced it.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Oops</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Blood.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It was extremely raw.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-52624411037400602362011-12-24T21:28:00.000-08:002011-12-24T22:25:43.620-08:00Holiday Feast<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">My Christmas always starts the same.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Every year, I would refuse to overeat.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HBiOK_nVdb0/TvayJatGjZI/AAAAAAAABRM/zQUg21u-bcQ/s1600/holiday2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="186" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HBiOK_nVdb0/TvayJatGjZI/AAAAAAAABRM/zQUg21u-bcQ/s320/holiday2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">But then an adorable slice of cake begs me to eat it.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xQrr2i7EP8E/Tvayn8shTmI/AAAAAAAABSA/9EueYjGc228/s1600/holiday3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="249" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xQrr2i7EP8E/Tvayn8shTmI/AAAAAAAABSA/9EueYjGc228/s320/holiday3.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I think about it.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I think very hard.</div><div><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I make my decision.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">After a few minutes...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5Q_Vmq4kp0g/TvazLxJABfI/AAAAAAAABSg/eA06Pa2aPcc/s1600/holiday5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="239" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5Q_Vmq4kp0g/TvazLxJABfI/AAAAAAAABSg/eA06Pa2aPcc/s320/holiday5.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">And after that....</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Finally..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jdOY-nNCwR0/Tva0C7-H2iI/AAAAAAAABTE/-CwIzXy9K3g/s1600/holiday7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="195" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jdOY-nNCwR0/Tva0C7-H2iI/AAAAAAAABTE/-CwIzXy9K3g/s320/holiday7.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">So to summarize this story,</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">My Christmas always ends the same too.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Happy Holidays everyone! Eat lots and be merry!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-87805534436732434912011-12-21T05:13:00.000-08:002011-12-21T05:19:13.991-08:00Self Awareness<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;">Everyone unconsciously lie to themselves.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">You look at yourself in the mirror and you think "Wow. Not bad at all."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LsvsYxavTgc/TvHW71Vb0HI/AAAAAAAABP0/vYiYzrILgOk/s1600/vid1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="245" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LsvsYxavTgc/TvHW71Vb0HI/AAAAAAAABP0/vYiYzrILgOk/s320/vid1.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Mirrors lie</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">So, you go out feeling like a million bucks cause you think look good.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TuB0AJseX6k/TvHW86v1CWI/AAAAAAAABP8/AhdZLAzhanY/s1600/vid2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="211" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TuB0AJseX6k/TvHW86v1CWI/AAAAAAAABP8/AhdZLAzhanY/s400/vid2.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I demand attention commoners!</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Then you pose for pictures.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Complete with pouty lips and hand on the hips.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0i_IU91N5J4/TvHW-D88pbI/AAAAAAAABQI/99rtmea4iRI/s1600/vid4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="261" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0i_IU91N5J4/TvHW-D88pbI/AAAAAAAABQI/99rtmea4iRI/s400/vid4.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Bitch, I'm fabulous</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">When the pictures come out..</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">It's completely different.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-n57UL4PMRrM/TvHW9SDhXvI/AAAAAAAABQA/1zgHkQ-5RkI/s1600/vid3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="238" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-n57UL4PMRrM/TvHW9SDhXvI/AAAAAAAABQA/1zgHkQ-5RkI/s400/vid3.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">My hand wasn't even on my hip</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">You think,</div><div style="text-align: center;">Since when did I start looking like a crack whore?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The worst kind is when you see a video of yourself.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AdlktDqL1wM/TvHW-nzTchI/AAAAAAAABQQ/vXUZ8Mxv-8g/s1600/vid5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="254" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AdlktDqL1wM/TvHW-nzTchI/AAAAAAAABQQ/vXUZ8Mxv-8g/s320/vid5.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Your voice that you think is so magnificent, so sweet, and so magical...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-78926463326211887232011-12-11T23:08:00.000-08:002011-12-11T23:08:31.000-08:00Gifts from Santa<div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">When I was a kid, I would ask Santa for the same thing every year.</div><div style="text-align: center;">A dalmatian.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I believe it was from watching 101 Dalmatians.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I never got a Dalmatian from Santa though.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I guess elves didn't make dogs.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I still got gifts, but for some reason it was never wrapped.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It was always in a plastic bag with my name on it.</div><div style="text-align: center;">And my name was spelled wrong.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Maybe the elves were excited to take their break so they rushed my gift.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">That or my parents don't know my name.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Nah, just kidding.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Everyone knows Santa is real.</div><div style="text-align: center;">(I think I have kid readers)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Good times.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I still remember my favorite gift from Santa.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It was a pink teddy bear as big as me.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Oh my gosh teddy bear! We're gonna be bestfriends forever!!</td></tr>
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-69236403133419557612011-11-25T01:23:00.000-08:002011-11-25T01:23:46.826-08:00Twilight<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;">It's Twilight season!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"><br />
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-44723620437816717932011-10-01T05:57:00.000-07:002011-10-01T05:58:16.029-07:00Blackout<div style="text-align: center;">In my country, blackouts happen once in a while cause of typhoons.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Well, maybe not once in a while cause an average of 19 typhoons enter the Philippines every year so... Anyway!</div><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I can't imagine living a life without electricity.</div><div style="text-align: center;">What is there to do?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
For the 8 hour period that there was a blackout, this is what happened.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Time well spent.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-81436436079679581812011-09-14T06:26:00.000-07:002011-09-14T06:38:03.055-07:00Fetch<div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">This is what really happens when you're with your dog.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Dog: Cmon human let's go out for a walk</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">The dog thinks he's the one walking you.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Dog: Faster human! Faster!</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"> Then you find a stick and decide to play fetch.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Dog: What now?</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Dog: Don't do that human, that's bad.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Dog: Here's your stick. Poor human, doesn't know any better.</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">And you're gonna throw it again?!</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Fuck you human, fuck you.</td></tr>
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-81291156772360418542011-08-12T08:50:00.000-07:002011-08-12T08:50:51.409-07:00Girly Man<div style="text-align: center;">Out with a girl and you want to order a girly drink.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">That's okay, right?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">You are <i>with a girl</i>. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">No one would judge you.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-67482759774169137042011-07-16T08:26:00.000-07:002011-07-16T08:32:27.222-07:00Pet Cemetery<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RjzojkhICCU/TiGrfhKi3LI/AAAAAAAAAcI/0-ms0TOMaAw/s1600/bunny3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br />
</a></div><div style="text-align: center;">When I was about 11, I had a pet bunny and a new puppy.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">A fluffy white bunny and a chocolate lab. </div><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I loved them both.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">One day, my bunny died.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I was devastated.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;">I dug a hole in the garden and buried my bunny there.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I even held a ceremony for her.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">The next day, I still felt horrible about her death.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I was so sad. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">As I was crying, my puppy came up to me with something in his mouth.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">He had the dirty dead bunny in his mouth.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I wanted to scream, but I had to keep calm to get the bunny from him.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">This is how little girl sees a pony.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">When little girl rides a pony, it looks like this. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Magical pony rainbow: Friendship is colorful</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">This is little girl's favorite teddy bear.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Mr. Bear</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">This is how little girl sees her teddy bear</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">They have awesome tea parties.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Indeed, a scholar and a gentlebear</td></tr>
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-67182025440677773182011-07-10T01:30:00.000-07:002011-11-01T02:41:07.053-07:00Just drawing some ponies<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">My current obsession, drawing ponies.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">My Little Pony Friendship is Magic style.</div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;">Just wanted to share my drawings.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The Karmahorse</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The greengoddess pony</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">My first pony drawing</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Ponycorn</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Shadow pony</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Chibi Pony</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Silver pony is my favorite</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The 6 Mane</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Hello Pony</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Anatomy of a pony</td></tr>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Lumina</td></tr>
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-61865779614863905462011-07-09T05:17:00.000-07:002011-07-09T10:12:26.976-07:00The Disney Effect<div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Every kid grew up watching Disney movies.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">These movies shape our minds and make our imaginations work.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Acts like a lion for 2 weeks</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Wouldn't be life be better if no one grew up?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">We'd all be lions, dinosaurs, and magic carpets.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">But the inevitable happens, we become teenagers.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">And by becoming teenagers, we become complete assholes.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Teenage angst.. so cool</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">We lose that imagination.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Well, not forever.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Just until the next Disney movie comes out.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">This week, I had to walk in flood up to my knee.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">And the flood is disgusting by the way.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I have seen a dead rat floating in the flood.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I hate that feeling when you sink your foot into the cold dirty water.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">After that first step, you get used to the feeling. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Then right before I get there, the wind flips my umbrella inside out.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-38092590848437564462011-06-13T07:50:00.000-07:002011-06-13T07:50:27.627-07:00I see a little silhouette of a...<div style="text-align: center;">Due to my internet (reddit) induced insomnia, I sometimes take a shower at midnight.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">The window in my bathroom is beside the shower.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Kinda like this.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</tbody></table>One night as I was taking my midnight shower, this happened.<br />
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I noticed a shadow of something or possibly someone behind the curtains.<br />
My heart jumped.<br />
I thought I was gonna get axed murdered or worse...<br />
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Like the stupid antagonist in scary movies, I move the curtain to see what it is.<br />
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</tbody></table> </div><div style="text-align: center;">It was just a fucking cat. </div><div style="text-align: center;">I was relieved. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Something is not right</td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"> </td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br />
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The cat watched me shower the entire time.<br />
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-22702913527559458262011-05-31T05:23:00.000-07:002011-05-31T05:46:45.104-07:00First Day of School<div style="text-align: center;">So school started a week while I was still out of the country and I hated it. I am the type of person who hates being late to class. I'd rather cut my classes than be late. I hate it when you go inside a room late and everyone suddenly quiets down and look at you. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Professor asks us to form a group and pass a list of names to him.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Group forms a circle.<br />
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Professor starts discussing the lesson.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>Blahblahblah something I wont need in the future</i></td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">15 minutes into the discussion, I realized something is not right..<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jLzq2R6B-Ug/TeTb8oWAZYI/AAAAAAAAANM/tkncOXUUrrs/s1600/firstday6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="165" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jLzq2R6B-Ug/TeTb8oWAZYI/AAAAAAAAANM/tkncOXUUrrs/s320/firstday6.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Check my schedule.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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Oh my fucking god..<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Mind stopped functioning, humiliation rising</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I stood up without saying anything.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KqzTvD9NR_s/TeTcAw5SFqI/AAAAAAAAANc/4LNsNVzp7_Y/s1600/firstday10.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="227" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KqzTvD9NR_s/TeTcAw5SFqI/AAAAAAAAANc/4LNsNVzp7_Y/s320/firstday10.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Like a ninja</td></tr>
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">I got out of there like nothing fucking happened.. even though I was there for 15 fucking minutes.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I hope no one remembers me.<br />
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-46134151538382481562011-05-09T13:23:00.000-07:002011-05-09T13:23:53.432-07:00Weather or not<div style="text-align: center;">What kind of weather is a spring/summer? </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">In my country we only experience 3 seasons.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">We have sunny </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2FsfiFbxR9E/TchKV12sbtI/AAAAAAAAAMk/NlLRAqBYrJU/s1600/spring8.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="253" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2FsfiFbxR9E/TchKV12sbtI/AAAAAAAAAMk/NlLRAqBYrJU/s320/spring8.bmp" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Just perfect</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">We have rainy</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bBcp-Kj3vms/TchKr8W0HhI/AAAAAAAAAMo/kVWAPcjefuQ/s1600/spring4.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bBcp-Kj3vms/TchKr8W0HhI/AAAAAAAAAMo/kVWAPcjefuQ/s320/spring4.bmp" width="287" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br />
</td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br />
</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"> </div><div style="text-align: center;">And we have<i> so fucking hot please kill me now</i>.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ktzX4rknx2Q/TchK68bxIYI/AAAAAAAAAMs/V6fGPutcu94/s1600/spring7.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="176" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ktzX4rknx2Q/TchK68bxIYI/AAAAAAAAAMs/V6fGPutcu94/s320/spring7.bmp" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Based on true events</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"> As much as I miss home, I am glad I'm out of the country because it's that time of the year.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">But now I face a different climate problem.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I thought spring/summer was a perfect time to wear cute dresses and cardigans.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZsbFYPWkKV8/TchMEmqHruI/AAAAAAAAAMw/Ev2R5-HbXSs/s1600/spring.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZsbFYPWkKV8/TchMEmqHruI/AAAAAAAAAMw/Ev2R5-HbXSs/s320/spring.bmp" width="208" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Expectation</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">But I actually look like the pillsbury dough boy...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TWjBlW_NGGw/TchMzSQtfcI/AAAAAAAAAM0/08GfyrT7lWs/s1600/spring2.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TWjBlW_NGGw/TchMzSQtfcI/AAAAAAAAAM0/08GfyrT7lWs/s320/spring2.bmp" width="230" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Cooooold</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Spring/summer is a lie.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-32767146052107275902011-05-03T04:55:00.000-07:002011-05-03T04:56:49.820-07:00The Unhappy Flier<div style="text-align: center;">As I pack my bags for a 15(ish) hour flight tomorrow, </div><div style="text-align: center;">I cannot help but remember the inconveniences of flying. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I hate airplane food.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="190" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-az0jau-jc0g/Tb_mI41F0OI/AAAAAAAAAL0/4O1geZZt6Uw/s400/airplane2.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;" width="400" /></td></tr>
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</tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">It's always the same. It doesn't matter what meat it is. It's always almost inedible.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hxu7UMEuylY/Tb_mHcMkx6I/AAAAAAAAALw/TV3RuAe9L6k/s1600/airplane.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="192" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hxu7UMEuylY/Tb_mHcMkx6I/AAAAAAAAALw/TV3RuAe9L6k/s400/airplane.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Every fucking time</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I hate having to wait in line to use the bathroom.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D7F2JfUoU8c/Tb_mLhAT3mI/AAAAAAAAAMA/jhEZsG_LnrI/s1600/airplane7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-D7F2JfUoU8c/Tb_mLhAT3mI/AAAAAAAAAMA/jhEZsG_LnrI/s320/airplane7.jpg" width="165" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Then the seatbelt signs turns on and you have to go back.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-blSe8NR2NsY/Tb_mMBgr7XI/AAAAAAAAAME/wlExb1IttgM/s1600/airplane8.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="221" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-blSe8NR2NsY/Tb_mMBgr7XI/AAAAAAAAAME/wlExb1IttgM/s320/airplane8.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">You gotta be kidding me.</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">But what I hate the most is this.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I finally get to sleep then this happens...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DvLpNeWK5Pk/Tb_mM80CExI/AAAAAAAAAMI/U1OnSCf3qlg/s1600/airplane9.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="221" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DvLpNeWK5Pk/Tb_mM80CExI/AAAAAAAAAMI/U1OnSCf3qlg/s320/airplane9.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Srz97eEGqxg/Tb_mN5PFY_I/AAAAAAAAAMM/QBvrkfVnGBQ/s1600/airplane10.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="221" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Srz97eEGqxg/Tb_mN5PFY_I/AAAAAAAAAMM/QBvrkfVnGBQ/s320/airplane10.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TNPgxsKUVWs/Tb_mOwq8aTI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/AVykkGuxt5Y/s1600/airplane11.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="221" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TNPgxsKUVWs/Tb_mOwq8aTI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/AVykkGuxt5Y/s320/airplane11.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Eating time yet again.</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XqadN5YATWQ/Tb_mPnjf4CI/AAAAAAAAAMU/3UtPGR3y0_8/s1600/airplane12.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="221" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XqadN5YATWQ/Tb_mPnjf4CI/AAAAAAAAAMU/3UtPGR3y0_8/s320/airplane12.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iCBZ65X8iNg/Tb_mQZ3FPkI/AAAAAAAAAMY/KVIJQV8Yk1g/s1600/airplane13.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="221" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iCBZ65X8iNg/Tb_mQZ3FPkI/AAAAAAAAAMY/KVIJQV8Yk1g/s320/airplane13.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i> I would not like them here or there.<br />
I would not like them anywhere.</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>I do not like airplane food.<br />
I do not like them,<br />
fuck you.</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">And about this TSA pat down shit.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">What do I do?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-d6ckxuZzwoI/Tb_mJ5EwJ6I/AAAAAAAAAL4/UYYTrBWccBM/s1600/airplane3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="318" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-d6ckxuZzwoI/Tb_mJ5EwJ6I/AAAAAAAAAL4/UYYTrBWccBM/s320/airplane3.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AUulg8wWQGM/Tb_mK25-K4I/AAAAAAAAAL8/IEANnKP4d78/s1600/airplane4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AUulg8wWQGM/Tb_mK25-K4I/AAAAAAAAAL8/IEANnKP4d78/s320/airplane4.jpg" width="300" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Touch me, touch you.</td></tr>
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-60987158151671874632011-05-01T08:37:00.000-07:002011-05-01T08:41:37.854-07:00If everyone was like Lady Gaga<div style="text-align: center;">I imagine the world to look like this.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Casual wear would consist of odd clothing and head gear.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8gP1MOKP5CQ/Tb125GBaILI/AAAAAAAAALg/H__Q5CoaPxc/s1600/gaga2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8gP1MOKP5CQ/Tb125GBaILI/AAAAAAAAALg/H__Q5CoaPxc/s320/gaga2.jpg" width="224" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Men's clothing and women's clothing would be the same</td></tr>
</tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">I guess, even at work.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Your boss</td></tr>
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</tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;">And possibly get chased (and/or eaten) by wild animals</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Lastly, eggs as transportation.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Like a rickshaw, but with eggs</td></tr>
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That would be interesting I guess..<br />
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</div>greengoddesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10260412355164745254noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4556568296124239687.post-18268781070787718222011-04-27T09:50:00.000-07:002011-05-09T13:26:36.030-07:00Kids<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I don't know how to handle kids.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I like them, but I have no idea what to do with them.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Maybe it's because I'm the youngest in the family.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I didn't get a chance to take care of someone younger than me.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">They seem to like me though.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">What you lookin at child?</td></tr>
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">I have never even carried a baby.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> I'm afraid I would drop it (them or whatever pronoun should be used).</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">(You see, I can't even properly use kids in a sentence)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">People have tried to make me carry one, but I always answer the same.</div><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>Break her</i> she said</td></tr>
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When I was about 12, my younger cousin wanted to play with me. </div><div style="text-align: center;">I did and... </div><div style="text-align: center;">it went <i>way</i> worse than expected.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-anpqr84noyU/TbhG7tiVs1I/AAAAAAAAALQ/RTDKKQBTIOQ/s1600/kid3.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="233" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-anpqr84noyU/TbhG7tiVs1I/AAAAAAAAALQ/RTDKKQBTIOQ/s400/kid3.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;">I had no idea kids don't know the concept of jokes.<br />
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