Monday, January 30, 2012

School Dresscode

My school has a dresscode.

No shorts/skirts 3 inches above the knee
No low cut shirts
No sling sandals/flip flops

The problem is, that's my entire wardrobe.
I live in a tropical country.
Don't expect me to have long sleeved tops and thermal pants.

I don't want to buy clothes I don't want to wear so I make my own clothes work.

There are 3 ways I can get past the guards.

1. The Mermaid

Low-cut shirt?
Cover with hair!

But I have short hair now so fuck

2. Ghetto Ass Asian

Short bottoms?
Pull it down!

I quote Ludacris "How low can you go?"

3. Shawshank Redemption

Wrong footwear?
Make a run for it!

I hide under the stairs until they stop looking for me

All these methods have been tried and tested.
 It may not work for you, but it definitely works for me.

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