School Dresscode

My school has a dresscode.

No shorts/skirts 3 inches above the knee

No low cut shirts

No sling sandals/flip flops

The problem is, that's my entire wardrobe.

I live in a tropical country.

Don't expect me to have long sleeved tops and thermal pants.

I don't want to buy clothes I don't want to wear so I make my own clothes work.

There are 3 ways I can get past the guards.

1. The Mermaid

Low-cut shirt?

Cover with hair!

But I have short hair now so fuck

2. Ghetto Ass Asian

Short bottoms?

Pull it down!

I quote Ludacris "How low can you go?"

3. Shawshank Redemption

Wrong footwear?

Make a run for it!

I hide under the stairs until they stop looking for me

All these methods have been tried and tested.

 It may not work for you, but it definitely works for me.