Friday, June 24, 2011

Walk To School Typhoon Version

I live near my school so I walk going there. 
It usually takes about 5 minutes.
But when it's typhoon season, it's a whole different story.

 The worst part is flood.

This week, I had to walk in flood up to my knee.

And the flood is disgusting by the way.

Swimming with the dead rats

I'm not even joking. 

I have seen a dead rat floating in the flood.

The first step is the hardest

I hate that feeling when you sink your foot into the cold dirty water.

I feel leptospirosis.

After that first step, you get used to the feeling. 

Walking in the flood would be just a normal activity.

Wind, flood, perfect

Then right before I get there, the wind flips my umbrella inside out.

Fuck it

Congratulations, you are at school and you look like crap.

Fucken third world problems

Monday, June 13, 2011

I see a little silhouette of a...

Due to my internet (reddit) induced insomnia, I sometimes take a shower at midnight.

The window in my bathroom is beside the shower.
Kinda like this.

One night as I was taking my midnight shower, this happened.
(Based on true events, bro. No joke.)

I noticed a shadow of something or possibly someone behind the curtains.
My heart jumped.
I thought I was gonna get axed murdered or worse...
paranormal activity-ed.

So this is how I'm going to die

Like the stupid antagonist in scary movies, I move the curtain to see what it is.

Wrong move?

Just a cat
It was just a fucking cat.
I was relieved.

But then I realized something..

Something is not right 


The cat watched me shower the entire time.

Never happened again.

Paranormal cat perhaps?