Due to my internet (reddit) induced insomnia, I sometimes take a shower at midnight.
The window in my bathroom is beside the shower.
Kinda like this.
(Based on true events, bro. No joke.)
I noticed a shadow of something or possibly someone behind the curtains.
My heart jumped.
I thought I was gonna get axed murdered or worse...
|So this is how I'm going to die|
Like the stupid antagonist in scary movies, I move the curtain to see what it is.
|Just a cat|
It was just a fucking cat.
I was relieved.