Monday, June 13, 2011

I see a little silhouette of a...

Due to my internet (reddit) induced insomnia, I sometimes take a shower at midnight.

The window in my bathroom is beside the shower.
Kinda like this.

One night as I was taking my midnight shower, this happened.
(Based on true events, bro. No joke.)

I noticed a shadow of something or possibly someone behind the curtains.
My heart jumped.
I thought I was gonna get axed murdered or worse...
paranormal activity-ed.

So this is how I'm going to die

Like the stupid antagonist in scary movies, I move the curtain to see what it is.

Wrong move?

Just a cat
It was just a fucking cat.
I was relieved.

But then I realized something..

Something is not right 


The cat watched me shower the entire time.

Never happened again.

Paranormal cat perhaps?


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