They say everyone is good at something. I haven't found what I'm good at yet. I've tried a lot of things, but I just seem to suck at everything.
When I was younger, I enrolled in voice lessons. I can't fucking sing. The sound of my voice triggers convulsions and animal death.
|Death by singing|
I also tried playing an instrument, the guitar. I enrolled in a class. I loved it at first.
I thought I found what I could be good at. All it takes is practice right?
I was wrong.
I didn't get any better. I was no better my10 year old classmate who could play at his age level.
He's probably so good at it now.
I also tried to bake. I bought ingredients to make the bestest cake evar.
In my head, I would make one of these:
I thought it would be nice to make something that everyone would love and look forward to.
But then again...
|Cake from hell|
Don't even get me started about sports.
|Me and sports|
Maybe it is possible to not be good at something.
Nah, I'll keep searching.
For now, I shall brag about my mediocre MS Paint skills.
|Look at this bitches|
Hah. Better than nothing.