I don't know how to handle kids.
I like them, but I have no idea what to do with them.
Maybe it's because I'm the youngest in the family.
I didn't get a chance to take care of someone younger than me.
They seem to like me though.
|What you lookin at child?|
I have never even carried a baby.
I'm afraid I would drop it (them or whatever pronoun should be used).
(You see, I can't even properly use kids in a sentence)
People have tried to make me carry one, but I always answer the same.
|Break her she said|
When I was about 12, my younger cousin wanted to play with me.
I did and...
it went way worse than expected.
I had no idea kids don't know the concept of jokes.