This is a serious question.
Batman, Spiderman, and Superman all do it. But why?
Is it to attract females for alien impregnation?
Girls love red panties.
Is it for easier urination?
|pew pew pew|
They could be targeting us right at this very moment for all we know.
Maybe there are pockets inside and they have an emergency kit.
|Who needs cellphones when you have coins?|
Or is it to distract supervillians?
|Super Douche with Jelly Boy and Lizard Snake|