Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The Passive Aggressive Child

There was once a little girl
She was precious as a pearl.
She liked the color pink.
Adorable, don't you think?
The Passive Aggressive Child

But there was something about her,
And her parents concur.
She possessed a certain trait.
Oh just you wait..

One day she saw a bear.
She wanted to name it Claire

Claire the bear
She wanted it so
But mom and dad said no.

They said no

The little girl sighed.
She wasn't the type who cried.

Oh no you didn't mommy

So she started sulking.
And mom tried bargaining.


Other wishes they tried to grant
All she said was "Do not want"

As they had dinner,
She insisted on sitting in a corner.


She was ruining their mood.
What a waste of food.

"Do not want" she said repeatedly.
 Mom and dad hated it, obviously.

Mom and dad gave in
They got so sick and tired that they gave in with such despair. 
With poker faces, they handed her the bear.

With a smirk on her face,
And her movements full of grace.

For one last time, she said it so brilliant,

1 comment:

  1. fucking deranged sociopath of a child XDDDDD

    k i'm just creeping your blog now.
    move along move along