Tuesday, May 3, 2011

The Unhappy Flier

As I pack my bags for a 15(ish) hour flight tomorrow, 
I cannot help but remember the inconveniences of flying.

I hate airplane food.

It's always the same. It doesn't matter what meat it is. It's always almost inedible.
Every fucking time

I hate having to wait in line to use the bathroom.

Then the seatbelt signs turns on and you have to go back.

You gotta be kidding me.

But what I hate the most is this.
I finally get to sleep then this happens...

Eating time yet again.

 I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like airplane food.
I do not like them,
fuck you.

And about this TSA pat down shit.
What do I do?

Touch me, touch you.


  1. lol
    i do not like green eggs and ham
    i'm gonna slap you, yes i am!

  2. I lalsed at touch me touch you <3

  3. why can't i like comments D:

  4. I love how your depictions of yourself really do look like you in paint form :D

  5. This is the best thing I've ever seen.

  6. I laughed way too fucking hard at this.

    Excellent job