Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Self Awareness

Everyone unconsciously lie to themselves.

You look at yourself in the mirror and you think "Wow. Not bad at all."

Mirrors lie

So, you go out feeling like a million bucks cause you think look good.

I demand attention commoners!

Then you pose for pictures.

Complete with pouty lips and hand on the hips.

Bitch, I'm fabulous

When the pictures come out..

It's completely different.

My hand wasn't even on my hip

You think,
Since when did I start looking like a crack whore?

The worst kind is when you see a video of yourself.

Your voice that you think is so magnificent, so sweet, and so magical...

I sound like Fergie and Jesus combined

It actually causes brain damage to people and death to animals.

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