Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Internship


Right now, my life is like the best episode of a show entitled 

"You Gotta be Fucking Kidding Me."

Why?

Because fuck my internship.

That's why.


Every day feels like this



My duties as an intern includes converting word files to pdf.

And converting more word files to pdf.

 I know it sounds easy, but it's not.

I have to convert them manually one by one.

Why?

Because fuck my internship.

I do this 9 hours a day.

Converting word files to pdf for more than 30 hours a week.

ASS CRAMPS EVERY SINGLE DAY



That's not even the best part of my internship.

Okay, think of the worst job you've ever had in your entire life.

Whether it was working to destroy mankind


Shame on you



Or working as a male stripper in a gay bear bar.




You really had to pay the bills


At least you got paid.



Fly magpie



And I eat off the garbage.



What bullshit.







Whatever.

One day, I'm gonna buy China and conquer the world.




5 comments:

  1. Automate that shit!

    http://superuser.com/questions/17612/batch-convert-word-documents-to-pdfs-free

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  2. I love this biog and will be obsessively checking it forever.

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  3. Seriously, these are some very creative and hilarious comics ! keep it up :) !

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