Fetch

This is what really happens when you're with your dog.

Dog: Cmon human let's go out for a walk

The dog thinks he's the one walking you.

Dog: Faster human! Faster!

 Then you find a stick and decide to play fetch.

Dog: What now?

Dog: Don't do that human, that's bad.

Dog: Here's your stick. Poor human, doesn't know any better.

And you're gonna throw it again?!

Fuck you human, fuck you.

Girly Man

Out with a girl and you want to order a girly drink.

That's okay, right?

You are with a girl. 

No one would judge you.

Pet Cemetery

When I was about 11, I had a pet bunny and a new puppy.

A fluffy white bunny and a chocolate lab.

I loved them both.

One day, my bunny died.

I was devastated.

 

I dug a hole in the garden and buried my bunny there.

RIP fluffy bunny

I even held a ceremony for her.

The next day, I still felt horrible about her death.

I was so sad. 

As I was crying, my puppy came up to me with something in his mouth.

 

He had the dirty dead bunny in his mouth.

I couldn't react.

I wanted to scream, but I had to keep calm to get the bunny from him.

Puppies, they're not assholes. They're just retarded.

Little Girl Mentality

This is a pony.

Big animal = Big shit

This is how little girl sees a pony.

Cutest animal evar

When little girl rides a pony, it looks like this.

This is how she sees it.

Magical pony rainbow: Friendship is colorful

This is little girl's favorite teddy bear.

Mr. Bear

 

This is how little girl sees her teddy bear

 

Lord Teddy Bear Esq.

They have awesome tea parties.

Indeed, a scholar and a gentlebear

Just drawing some ponies

My current obsession, drawing ponies.

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic style.

Just wanted to share my drawings.

The Karmahorse

The greengoddess pony

My first pony drawing

Ponycorn

Shadow pony

Chibi Pony

Silver pony is my favorite

The 6 Mane

Hello Pony

Anatomy of a pony

Lumina

The Disney Effect

Every kid grew up watching Disney movies.

These movies shape our minds and make our imaginations work.

Acts like a lion for 2 weeks

Wouldn't be life be better if no one grew up?

We'd all be lions, dinosaurs, and magic carpets.

But the inevitable happens, we become teenagers.

And by becoming teenagers, we become complete assholes.

Teenage angst.. so cool

We lose that imagination.

Well, not forever.

Just until the next Disney movie comes out.

You've been Toy Story-ed

Expectations vs. Reality

Expectation

Reality