Internship

Right now, my life is like the best episode of a show entitled 

"You Gotta be Fucking Kidding Me."

Why?

Because fuck my internship.

That's why.

Every day feels like this

My duties as an intern includes converting word files to pdf.

And converting more word files to pdf.

 I know it sounds easy, but it's not.

I have to convert them manually one by one.

Why?

Because fuck my internship.

I do this 9 hours a day.

Converting word files to pdf for more than 30 hours a week.

ASS CRAMPS EVERY SINGLE DAY

That's not even the best part of my internship.

Okay, think of the worst job you've ever had in your entire life.

Whether it was working to destroy mankind

Shame on you

Or working as a male stripper in a gay bear bar.

You really had to pay the bills

At least you got paid.

Fly magpie

And I eat off the garbage.

What bullshit.

Whatever.

One day, I'm gonna buy China and conquer the world.