Fetch

This is what really happens when you're with your dog.

Dog: Cmon human let's go out for a walk

The dog thinks he's the one walking you.

Dog: Faster human! Faster!

 Then you find a stick and decide to play fetch.

Dog: What now?

Dog: Don't do that human, that's bad.

Dog: Here's your stick. Poor human, doesn't know any better.

And you're gonna throw it again?!

Fuck you human, fuck you.