Kids

I don't know how to handle kids.

I like them, but I have no idea what to do with them.

Maybe it's because I'm the youngest in the family.

I didn't get a chance to take care of someone younger than me.

They seem to like me though.

What you lookin at child?

I have never even carried a baby.

 I'm afraid I would drop it (them or whatever pronoun should be used).

(You see, I can't even properly use kids in a sentence)

People have tried to make me carry one, but I always answer the same.

Break her she said

When I was about 12, my younger cousin wanted to play with me. 

I did and...

it went way worse than expected.

I had no idea kids don't know the concept of jokes.