When inside an elevator, face the other way. You should be facing everyone in the little space. This makes everything awkward. Smiling is optional.
The illustration below shows the view from the back and "my view" to show strangers reactions to the awkwardness caused.
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| Elevator Awkwardness |
When a roommate or a friend is really busy, pop out of nowhere and ask Whatchudoin?
To maximize annoyance level, say with a happy innocent tone, and a huge stupid grin .
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| Jamissme? |
When insomnia strikes, force people to stay up with you. Lie next to them on their bed and talk to them. When you notice their eyes starting to close, say Don't sleep yet!
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| The Roommate |
When you happen to wake up earlier than everyone, jump on them.
This can also be used when a person asks you to wake them up at a certain time.
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| Jumping is caring |
When in class, touch the face of the person sitting next to you.
It doesn't matter if you know him or not.
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| TOUCH |
Who knows, this person could be your next significant other.
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| What the fuck |
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