Right now, my life is like the best episode of a show entitled
"You Gotta be Fucking Kidding Me."
Why?
Because fuck my internship.
That's why.
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| Every day feels like this |
My duties as an intern includes converting word files to pdf.
And converting more word files to pdf.
I know it sounds easy, but it's not.
I have to convert them manually one by one.
Why?
Because fuck my internship.
I do this 9 hours a day.
Converting word files to pdf for more than 30 hours a week.
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| ASS CRAMPS EVERY SINGLE DAY |
That's not even the best part of my internship.
Okay, think of the worst job you've ever had in your entire life.
Whether it was working to destroy mankind
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| Shame on you |
Or working as a male stripper in a gay bear bar.
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| You really had to pay the bills |
At least you got paid.
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| Fly magpie |
And I eat off the garbage.
What bullshit.
Whatever.
One day, I'm gonna buy China and conquer the world.
