This is what really happens when you're with your dog.
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| Dog: Cmon human let's go out for a walk |
The dog thinks he's the one walking you.
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| Dog: Faster human! Faster! |
Then you find a stick and decide to play fetch.
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| Dog: What now? |
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| Dog: Don't do that human, that's bad. |
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| Dog: Here's your stick. Poor human, doesn't know any better. |
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| And you're gonna throw it again?! |
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| Fuck you human, fuck you. |
