Tuesday, May 3, 2011

The Unhappy Flier

As I pack my bags for a 15(ish) hour flight tomorrow, 
I cannot help but remember the inconveniences of flying.


I hate airplane food.


It's always the same. It doesn't matter what meat it is. It's always almost inedible.
Every fucking time


I hate having to wait in line to use the bathroom.




Then the seatbelt signs turns on and you have to go back.


You gotta be kidding me.

But what I hate the most is this.
I finally get to sleep then this happens...





Eating time yet again.


 I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like airplane food.
I do not like them,
fuck you.


And about this TSA pat down shit.
What do I do?

Touch me, touch you.


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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 3, 2011 at 5:05 AM

    lol
    i do not like green eggs and ham
    i'm gonna slap you, yes i am!

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  2. katsbestfriendMay 3, 2011 at 5:26 AM

    I lalsed at touch me touch you <3

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  3. AnonymousMay 3, 2011 at 5:29 AM

    why can't i like comments D:

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  4. UnknownMay 3, 2011 at 5:40 AM

    I love how your depictions of yourself really do look like you in paint form :D

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  5. greengoddessMay 3, 2011 at 6:08 AM

    Nice name tits.

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  6. Patrick HimselfMay 3, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    This is the best thing I've ever seen.

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  7. #19May 5, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    I laughed way too fucking hard at this.

    Excellent job

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  8. AnonymousMay 14, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    Daddy likes

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