In the beginning (what really happened)

There are so many theories about how everything started or as some say created.

This is what really really happened.

First there were dinosaurs on a planet.

Dinoland

 

 

They were very happy. They had everything they needed on their planet.

Suddenly,

Bang bang baby

Something fucking exploded.

Then this bearded man who may or may not exist made human in his image and likeness.

Look like me. LOL.

And he was happy with what he created.

So the dinosaurs, the human beings, and everything lived harmoniously in space.

The universe

Makes sense right?