Right now, my life is like the best episode of a show entitled
"You Gotta be Fucking Kidding Me."
Why?
Because fuck my internship.
That's why.
Every day feels like this |
My duties as an intern includes converting word files to pdf.
And converting more word files to pdf.
I know it sounds easy, but it's not.
I have to convert them manually one by one.
Why?
Because fuck my internship.
I do this 9 hours a day.
Converting word files to pdf for more than 30 hours a week.
ASS CRAMPS EVERY SINGLE DAY |
That's not even the best part of my internship.
Okay, think of the worst job you've ever had in your entire life.
Whether it was working to destroy mankind
Shame on you |
Or working as a male stripper in a gay bear bar.
You really had to pay the bills |
At least you got paid.
Fly magpie |
And I eat off the garbage.
What bullshit.
Whatever.
One day, I'm gonna buy China and conquer the world.