It's Twilight season!
Personally, I am not a fan of Twilight.
But I don't want to be so negative about it to respect the Twihards Twilight fans.
So I made a list of ways to look at Twilight and make it bearable.
It could be a movie about a love triangle
between a girl with Asperger's syndrome, a constipated sparkly vampire, and a Llama.
It could be a movie about a horny necrophiliac teenager.
It could be a movie about an overly loving dog.
And lastly,
It' could be a movie about a group of guys who can't afford to buy shirts
