Friday, June 24, 2011

Walk To School Typhoon Version

I live near my school so I walk going there. 
It usually takes about 5 minutes.
But when it's typhoon season, it's a whole different story.






 The worst part is flood.


This week, I had to walk in flood up to my knee.



And the flood is disgusting by the way.

Swimming with the dead rats


I'm not even joking. 

I have seen a dead rat floating in the flood.

The first step is the hardest

I hate that feeling when you sink your foot into the cold dirty water.

I feel leptospirosis.



After that first step, you get used to the feeling. 

Walking in the flood would be just a normal activity.

Wind, flood, perfect


Then right before I get there, the wind flips my umbrella inside out.


Fuck it



Congratulations, you are at school and you look like crap.



Fucken third world problems


Monday, June 13, 2011

I see a little silhouette of a...

Due to my internet (reddit) induced insomnia, I sometimes take a shower at midnight.

The window in my bathroom is beside the shower.
Kinda like this.

One night as I was taking my midnight shower, this happened.
(Based on true events, bro. No joke.)




I noticed a shadow of something or possibly someone behind the curtains.
My heart jumped.
I thought I was gonna get axed murdered or worse...
paranormal activity-ed.


So this is how I'm going to die


Like the stupid antagonist in scary movies, I move the curtain to see what it is.

Wrong move?

Just a cat
 
It was just a fucking cat.
I was relieved.


But then I realized something..

Something is not right 

 IT WAS STILL FUCKING CREEPY.




The cat watched me shower the entire time.

Never happened again.



Paranormal cat perhaps?