This is what really happens when you're with your dog.
|Dog: Cmon human let's go out for a walk|
The dog thinks he's the one walking you.
|Dog: Faster human! Faster!|
Then you find a stick and decide to play fetch.
|Dog: What now?|
|Dog: Don't do that human, that's bad.|
|Dog: Here's your stick. Poor human, doesn't know any better.|
|And you're gonna throw it again?!|
|Fuck you human, fuck you.|